I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
tell me about the fingering
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