it wasn't lemon gatorade
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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