I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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