I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
A bitchslap is in order.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
