well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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