how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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