Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(716): View more from New York

I can text with my tongue

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(614): View more from Ohio

you really are a gigantic fucking slut.

(614): View more from Ohio

sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text

(1-614): View more from Ohio

it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.

(1-519): View more from Ontario

I'm in awe of how selfish that is.

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(314): View more from Missouri

The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.

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(713): View more from Texas

Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on

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(860): View more from Connecticut

at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom

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(516): View more from New York

She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.

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(713): View more from Texas

Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS

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