But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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