I can text with my tongue
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS