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(719): View more from Colorado

okay pat passed out under dana's car

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(973): View more from New Jersey

my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat

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(609): View more from New Jersey

the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.

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(207): View more from Maine

Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.

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