where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Randomize
