we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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