Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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