She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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