Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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