i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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