party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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