Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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