Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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