Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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