sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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