This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Randomize