I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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