butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I have aggressive nipples.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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