can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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