Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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