office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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