Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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