we have officially lost it.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Boobs speak an international language.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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