VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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