this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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