I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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