he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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