He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
