I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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