Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She announced her abortion via fbk
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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