Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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