I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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