are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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