Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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