They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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