I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pee around me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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