well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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