Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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