You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
