i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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