Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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