Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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