What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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