My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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