Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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