I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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