i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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