No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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