would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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