I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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