Dual....:-)
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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