Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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