No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Barsexuality is the new black.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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