I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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