hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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