My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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